"A union worker, a member of the tea party, and a CEO are sitting at a table. In the middle of the table there is a plate with a dozen cookies on it. The CEO reaches across the table, takes 11 cookies, looks at the tea partier and says,"Watch out for that union guy; he wants that last cookie."
It would be really funny if it weren't so sadly appropriate. This quote, which I found on Huffington Post, was attributed to someone named Drew Miller.
Update 4/25/2012: Just added this picture